Tropeçar em público é apenas uma das minhas tecnicas de sedução.

Não guardo mágoas, guardo nomes.

Momento que meu celular some..

c-omedycentral:

instant-amnesia:

first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.

end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

nodularity:

A door to society

me: i actually feel happy with everything right now
face: here's some acne
school: here's some work
friends: here's a knife in the back
parents: here's some added pressure
crush: here's my new girlfriend
me: ok